Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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