sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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