So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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