We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think your dad took our porno
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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