is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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