he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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