so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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