And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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