no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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