I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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