so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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