I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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