google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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