Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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