Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Never underestimate the power of titties
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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