i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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