I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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