What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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