Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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