Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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