all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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