i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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