i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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