the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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