idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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