There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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