To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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