There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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