what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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