It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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