He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
