would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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