it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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