i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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