the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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