as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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