butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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