haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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