In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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