that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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