So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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