do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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