Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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