I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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