HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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