She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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