U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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