All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
