Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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