Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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