It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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