I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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