Define "chronic" masturbator.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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