after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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