so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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